What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

When we watched this as kids, my sister and I liked to joke about how the witch did him a favor.

Units

It depends on what you’re ordering. The bean-heavy items are typically the ones that’ll wreck you.

Fun fact: my mom says that I would always laugh at this scene when I was little.

…No, I haven’t been institutionalized. Why do you ask?

Sure, if you like burned coffee.

Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

to the stars (through suffering? New one for me)

“Through adversity” is the translation I’ve heard.

Don’t you need to have a personality for that?

I’d rather die alone than play league

You beat me by one minute 😂

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he’s already shown that he won’t be following through on the campaign promises he doesn’t actually care about.

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!

It’s not a question of where it grips it, it’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

Also, Concord is so old that they don’t even sell it anymore…

Honestly, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good Weird Al parody.