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Summary: Because money.

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

“Defense network computers. New.… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

“So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.”

“for the inauguration of President Trump, which will be a once-in-a-lifetime event”

He says for the event that is happening for the second time.

Benefits of walking 20 minutes a day

South of the border you can no longer watch films that go “South of the Border”.

Lol. I am getting down voted to hell for a cheesy chess pun.

It sure does put FIDE in a bind.

What a blunder from the champ.

Edit: This is the most simultaneously upvoted and downvoted comment I have had on Lemmy. It appears that so far that more than half of voters either missed the “blunder” chess joke or they got the joke and audibly groaned. Understandable either way.

That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”

It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

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