Anakin-Marc Zaeger

That piece of shit probably came with a whole lot of pootin’…

Everyone always forgets about Garfield and McKinley…

And meanwhile, name structures of similar scale built with modern engineering would probably be gone long in a fraction of the time.

Except that if the Romans actually built high-rises, the damned things would probably still be standing.

I am vehemently anti-death penalty. That said, I have zero problem whatsoever with making violation of the public trust and willful abuse of power by elected and appointed officials into a capital offense. And, quite honestly, for crimes as egregious as this, maybe that punishment should be publicly executed.

I’m all for an AI tax to offset the jobs replaced, with that tax going towards providing a universal basic income to those displaced workers, for life. Maybe then AI will actually be useful for something.

As a natural-born American of Filipino descent, that was, quite honestly, my first thought.

As a Filipino myself, I can’t help but wonder what the “real” reasons are for her marriage. I’ve seen a lot of Filipino women who marry white men for less-than romantic reasons. Incidentally, a good number of those marriages don’t seem to last very long past the path of citizenship…

I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.

Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.

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Hitler believes that compassion was weakness and a crime against nature. Sound familiar?

Fuck kidnapping him. Just mussolini the fucking mango already.

Mussolini comes to mind…

Cletus, the slack jawed yokel?

This must be why Data can’t use contractions. Except in those episodes where he apparently can.

At this point, I’m surprised there’s not some Bitcoin bounty on his head.

Just wait 'til Trump sets his eyes on Colombia and Panama. There’s a reason he’s unilaterally renamed that gulf…

I guess they better start court martialing every single drill sergeant, recruit division commander, military training instructor, and drill instructor currently serving, because I’m pretty sure that every single one has said the exact same thing to every one of their recruits.

Well, maybe they should be, because obviously the lessons must not be sticking if servicemen and women have to be reminded of their most basic lesson from training by senators.

Google image search yun men tsui ti building. It was destroyed in the 2018 earthquake.

Earthquake-damaged building. It was called the Yun Men Tsui Ti building.