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Conforms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.

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Conforms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.

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  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      And paint your nails

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        17 天前

        Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          I tio Bigg when my screen is graced with foot titties.

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      Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.

      I’d stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.

      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        Your nails need shaving?

        • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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          Don’t yours?! What kind of freak doesn’t shave their nails. That’s just weird!

      • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?

    • Gladaed@feddit.org
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      Flip flop for the tip top.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      It doesn’t say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn’t jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That’s obviously just an indication, it’s impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.

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      17 天前

      I’d know it was you. You wouldn’t fool me.

    • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
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      17 天前

      That’s the way!

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      17 天前

      inb4 some person writes a fember service

      feminine flip flops

      What even is that?

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        • Paranoid Factoid@lemmy.world
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          That was more skin than I ever wanted to see outside a NSFW instance.

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            17 天前

            think I proven my point

            • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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              16 天前

              I still don’t get it? Those are just flip-flops?

              Also what she’s wearing are rather Birkenstock sandals

        • thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          17 天前

          Hubba hubba

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            17 天前

            that’ll be three fiddy.

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    imagine paying for free feet pics

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      There’s petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.

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          17 天前

          “Treasure” in treasure trove is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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          All the best media has already been made, hasn’t it? What’s new in the industry, Isekai? VR?

          As long as I set a date in the past and stick to only consuming the media before that date, I don’t owe those weirdos any thanks, since they no longer contribute to the development of anything I watch.

          So this is why I should be able to pirate snes roms, no idea what you are talking about.

          • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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            Okay but if nobody paid for porn or any media in the past you wouldn’t have it now to consume.

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              People created art and music for no profit as far back as the records go. If there was no profit motive, people would still make porn. There wouldn’t be as much porn, but there would totally still be porn to be found.

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              Let me be an annoying pedant here and say that a huge number of media is made without profit incentives, we humans create a lot and share it for the fun of creating, be it free games, fan fiction or even music.

              Sure I rarely consume such media for being a corporate slut, but you didn’t know that.

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                bruh hate to tell you but we all know that you are a slut.

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        I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don’t even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive

      • Anisette [any/all]@quokk.au
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        Seems better to me than watching on pornhub or the like

      • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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        Because we all know that horny is the most rational of all states of humanity

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      Right! All you need to do is look down.

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    People saying because it’s a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you’re creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing “value” we didn’t know we nedded

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      Poetry

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      Maybe it’s both. I would guess that men’s feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women’s feet.

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    In what app?

    I have to tip when I order like I’m a psychic about the level of service I’m going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.

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      Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won’t want to take them for insufficient pay.

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        I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it’s like to struggle.

        Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.

        https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1

        This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.

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      Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.

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    Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.

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      Correction: because a woman brought them food.

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        it’s because an attractive woman is bringing them food.

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          The delivery services I have used do have a small profile photo of the driver so maybe this is correct, but if you’re sad enough to tip more because of feet in a dropoff confirmation picture, you probably don’t care as much if the person is attractive or not.

          Also, The random girl in the meme is not the woman who did this in the delivery photos.

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            i think it’s more of an unconscious thing. doubt they see the photos and think “hot, I’ll tip her more so she comes back”, rather it’s more like those experiments where people tipped more to strippers based on their estrus. 100% subconscious

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              Maybe I’m just ignorant to what drives my own biological monkey brain, but I think that if someone somehow is oblivious to the wider opening of their wallet because “potential mate” reasons, the individual just lacks self awareness.

              • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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                I think it’s just it’s important to be aware of unconscious biases. we’re still money brained.

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      My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you’re in to be driving door dash and the situation I’m in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don’t tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it’s human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved

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      I think it’s the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos

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    Tarantino Shipping and Delivery inc.

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    They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.

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    My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you’ve put the pictures in.

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      Quad erat demonstrandum

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    Now you have to get your butt pictures in there

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      And your d*ck pics

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    My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I’ll slip them off before driving.

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        Makes sense, but what about your shoes?

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          Hehh

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    Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

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      As a man with a size 6 shoe. I’ll just wear some fancy strappy women’s shoe and play pretend.

      The fools will never be the wiser

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    OnlyLogistics

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    I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet

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      Chances are you’d find someone who’s into that…

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    Penguin Classic: Happy Feet

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