Reminder from the Copilot ToS:
Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
Holy shit this is gold 🤣
Always read the label, talk to your doctor to see if copilot is right for you
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.
I was thinking that they’ll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.
Windows 11: “It’s 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC.”
Windows 12: “It’s 11 pm sharp. That’s a phrase people like to say, apparently.”
…Don’t give Microsoft any ideas.
huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn’t put a clock where i want to look for one.
I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.
I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously
like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽
pretty sure they’re already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for “not” today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had “not” in their name. like jesus fucking christ that’s so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.
You know what that microsoft clock needs? To be rewritten in electron and support a web browser inside. That way, it can easily show ads to increase profits.
I think I’ve used your software before Iol.
wrong, use Temple OS.
Cocopilotpilot
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!
Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?
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Fun fact: Microsoft edge for Linux has a copilot button. But they forgot to implement it, so it just takes space on the menu bar (cannot be removed)
Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
Better than him putting his fetish on my screens.
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on “cloud” (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to “Cloud” regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the “cloud” or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it’s just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
Everybody loves Microslop
I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love’s Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.
Kinda dark, but I like it.
Frank’s jaw falls off
Deborah vomits
Ray: Awhh dad! You’re falling apart without mom!
laugh track
Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
That’s a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.
IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1
127… 🤣
It’s the copilot/microslop quality guarantee!
at the copilot pharmacy obviously
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
CopilOS 11!
Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:
… slopos … sounds like Sophos … so still same meaning.
OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.
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