• wjrii
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    101 year ago

    So then this old guy reminds me, I don’t NEED to see their identification!

      • wjrii
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        111 months ago

        No specific link, but TLJ Green milk could be fun, with as much of the “fuck you and the dewback you rode in on” look in Luke’s eyes as is practical.

        • @WhoRoger@lemmy.worldOPM
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          111 months ago

          I generally try to use pictures outside of the movies… Like background pics or people dressed up. Maybe I’ll find something about that scene, but I dunno…

  • PenguinJuice
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    71 year ago

    “I don’t know Stan, I don’t think we should drink on shift. What if someone tries to rescue that princess? Our aim would be terrible.”

  • freamon
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    71 year ago

    Just a coke please. I’m worried that alcohol might affect my aim.

  • tubbadu
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    61 year ago

    No one:
    Stormtroopers:

  • @SantaClaus@lemm.ee
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    511 months ago

    I don’t know, man. I feel I’m going crazy, somehow I can’t get that burning uncle Owen barbecue smell out of my helmet…

  • _Rho_M
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    41 year ago

    “You hear they’re retiring the old T-15?”

  • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    31 year ago

    “Did you hear about that new hack? I heard you can give this guy 12 credits and he makes it so the Imperial database will show ‘Expert Marksman’ whether you show up for training or not.”

  • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Left: I think Frank’s fucked up, we should probably get him home
    2nd Left: nah my wife’s out of town, I’m going to enjoy myself
    Frank: flabllllrajjjjjjshkiskiiiii
    2nd Right: Frank, get it together, you’re going to get us kicked out
    Right: you guys suck, I should’ve gone to Applebee’s

  • @SantaClaus@lemm.ee
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    311 months ago

    I don’t know man, ever since that princess called me a buckethead, I can’t look in the mirror without seeing it too