Weed
For almost everyone it’s gonna be the phone we’re reading this on.
Toilet
Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.
I’m in my car.
The car.
Same, might say the keys.
The manager likely thinks it’s him, but it’s actually all the workers that do the work.
I’m in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.
Laptop probably. Linux, tmux, i3, vim, GCC, GDB, Pdb, gplaces, links2, curl, wget, netcat, awk, sed… what more could be needed for happiness?
Kdunno, but it’s preloaded with shittons of tools I don’t even know the use of yet (thanks kali). Excluding that probably my lensatic compass. It’s nice, quite cheap and not magnetically dampened but it does the job.
Me? Unless I’m excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I don’t think I consider it “in the room”.
Air. Can’t go more than a minute or two without it, and there’s enough to share!
Phone
Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!
A 5gal jug full of water. (I don’t have AC and it’s 32C/90F inside)
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.
Is it the 40 pound box of cake mix that kills? Or is the the person hucking the 40 pound box of cake mix?
Home server.
That’s a tough one because I’m currently surrounded by computers and tools. I’m within reach of my smart phone, one of my laptops, I’m typing this on my desktop PC, I’m within reach of three multitools, a power drill, and my away mission tool bag. So I think I’ll give a cop out answer and go with “The several thousand liters of air filling the room.”