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minus-square@DadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 years agoOkay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
minus-square@solrize@lemmy.mllinkfedilink5•2 years agoThere was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
minus-square@Cargon@lemmy.mllinkfedilink4•2 years agoJesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
minus-square@possum@lemmy.mllinkfedilink3•2 years agoHow small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
minus-square@can@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•2 years agoI wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
minus-square@Rhyz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 years agoDamn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
minus-squaremizulinkfedilink2•2 years agoWhat did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
minus-square@Thepinyaroma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoAre you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
minus-square@Son_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoDude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
minus-squareBenlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoDeath how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
minus-square@klemptor@lemmy.mllinkfedilink1•2 years agoSeriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?