Ill start:

“Me cago en tus muertos” - ill shit all over your dead relatives. Spanish.

  • CALIGVLA
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    3210 months ago

    Portuguese is full of these, but how about vai pra casa do caralho.

    Which roughly translates to “go to the dick’s home”, basically another way of saying “go fuck yourself”, but even more vulgar somehow.

    • @carlosfm@lemm.ee
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      1010 months ago

      Portuguese here. “Diz que vais cagar e baza”, which translates to “Say you go shit and get outa here”, when someone is not welcome.

      • @carlosfm@lemm.ee
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        10 months ago

        Oh, another one: “deves comer gelados com a testa”, which translates to “you must eat icecream with your forehead”, a not so soft way to call someone stoopid

      • @clutch@lemmy.ml
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        410 months ago

        Brazil “eu caguei e andei” (I shat and walked). Functionally equivalent to “I don’t give a shit” but in Portuguese one actually shits but doesn’t care to wipe and walks away or walks at the same as is shitting.

      • temptest [any]
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        110 months ago

        So it means “Pretend you have to go use the toilet and leave us”? I like it!

    • schmorp
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      10 months ago

      I’ve heard ‘caralho’ used to be the name for the lookout on top of a ship’s mast (later turned into yet another word for dick) and sailors were sent to duty on the caralho as punishment?

      I’m not Portuguese though, so if any native could confirm …

    • qyron
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      210 months ago

      Mandar alguém para o dito já é insulto que chegue, quanto mais dizer-lhes para lhe encontrar a morada…

    • @carlosfm@lemm.ee
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      110 months ago

      Another portuguese gem: “tens um parafuso a menos”, which means “you have a missing bolt” (LOL), a way to call someone crazy