i can’t stand megathreads – no one reads these! no one wants their posts banished there!

  • @Countess425@lemmy.world
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    4141 year ago

    When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech

    ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!

    ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn’t have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible

    • Provoked Gamer
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      1 year ago

      This.

      ETA: thanks for one upvote!😃

      ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!😀😀

      ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!😁😁😁

      ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!💵💵💵

      ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!😍😍😍

      ETA6: I’ve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! 😱😱😱😱😱

      ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!🤗🤗

      ETA8: What? Why y’all downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!😤😤😤

      ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! 😔😔😣😖😖😖😭😭

      /s

    • Bendersmember
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      91 year ago

      Truck to avoiding that is to never get gold. Took me 10 years to never get gold once. I’m good at what I don’t do.

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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      61 year ago

      I also hate “happy cake day”, and “this”. Especially “this”. It’s a worthless comment that adds nothing more to the discussion than a simple upvote.

    • @tarjeezy@lemmy.ca
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      41 year ago

      For a second, I seriously thought the fediverse logo next your username was an award 😂

      • Rentlar
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        51 year ago

        Hey, it can be one if you believe it! It’s well-deserved commendation for your contribution to the Fediverse.

    • Margot Robbie
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      41 year ago

      I had my entire Oscars Acceptance Speech all ready to go in 2018 for nothing. Stupid Frances McDormand.

    • @Stefh@lemmy.world
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      31 year ago

      😂 this really annoys me on Quora. I never understood why one feels the necessity to do so.