This one is for all the @redstateinsurgents@a.gup.pe

  • @Soup@lemmy.world
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    412 months ago

    “I’ll have you know that I use this truck once a year to pull something a sturdy station wagon could handle just fine! And what if you need a really shitty version of a U-Haul? Then who are you gunna call?!? I saved $200 moving that one time and all it cost me was an extra $35k and a gas bill with numbers mathematicians are still trying to describe properly.”

    Trucks: If you don’t have a fifth wheel RV then you may just be a complete dipshit.

    • Scrubbles
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      112 months ago

      God I hate the moving argument, the once a year thing. Yeah once a year I need something large from Home Depot. They have trucks I can rent literally there on site, or I go to the uhaul and rent one for $30 for the entire day. That’s not “manly” though to them

      • @Charapaso@lemmy.world
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        72 months ago

        Yeah, given that it’s around a hundred bucks (at best) a month for a pickup, and I can rent a pickup from a big box store for 20 bucks…the math works out to do that as often as weekly and still save money, considering registration/tag/maintenance. That’s considering that my wife and I have one car, and one motorcycle: the differential in going from a car to a truck isn’t as egregious as motorcycle or no second car, of course.

        Also, it’s always fun to get a huge haul of materials with my motorcycle gear on, seeing folks clearly wonder if I’ve thought through my decisions.

      • @Soup@lemmy.world
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        52 months ago

        Right? And moving in a truck sucks. A minivan or full-sized van are way better. My grandma used to have a GMC Safari and that shit was awesome for moving. It could actually take an amount of stuff, was clean inside, AND it could be used easily while it was raining(and locked).

        Another old coworker had a racebike and he literally made parts for MotoGP race teams and he had a Mercedes Metris van. Nice and low and easy to get bikes in and out of. Two other coworkers went to the track once and sold their Mazda 3 hatch and whatever Sedan to buy F150s and it was so funny watching them try to get a Ninja 250 out of the super high bed one day.

        And then another coworker at my last job was all proud of hauling some dirt but my dad’s STi can do that just fine so…

    • @db2@lemmy.world
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      82 months ago

      Trucks come, or used to anyway, in more reasonable configurations than maga drones get. A carbureted 300 I6 gets like 25mpg but it isn’t pointlessly big and loud and it’s a 6 so they don’t want it.

      • @Wrench@lemmy.world
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        162 months ago

        I just picked up an early 2000s used truck because I have a hobby where a truck bed is useful. $7500.

        People were trying to tell me that I should get a new one, I can resale it in a few years and it’ll retain it’s value.

        I don’t need a shiny new truck. I’m going to throw wood and sheet goods in the back. And I can actually see out of the damn thing, unlike anything recent.

        • Scrubbles
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          112 months ago

          Oh my god why do people think cars retain their value? They depreciate immediately when you drive them off the lot. Cars are not houses people, they do not appreciate in value.

          • @Wrench@lemmy.world
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            62 months ago

            Yeah, the one saying that was claiming that after your initial deprecation after driving off the lot, trucks tend to hold their value for a long time. So might as well.

            He’s also the guy that’s last minute panicking about saving for retirement in his 50s.

            Go figure.

            • Scrubbles
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              52 months ago

              Just tell him to sell his truck, sounds like that’s a retirement plan!

          • @MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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            12 months ago

            Except for Honda Elements. Well they at least super held their value.

            …and I tanked it by borking a self-repair but still got ~$900 scrap for it.

            Such a cool rig and I’ll miss it forever.

            It’s insane how much people would pay for them especially during 2020. Rare case hahaha.

        • Annoyed_🦀
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          52 months ago

          People were trying to tell me that I should get a new one, I can resale it in a few years and it’ll retain it’s value.

          Thank god you didn’t actually do that. If car retain value, then it mean the buyer can also afford a new one. Why get used when new one cost roughly the same?

      • @Soup@lemmy.world
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        82 months ago

        Well, carbs are ass but they had fuel-injected 6cyl Rangers and Mazda B2500s. Those were solid trucks and for jobs where having a bed you could just toss shit into is actually important they worked great. Plus you could reach into the bed unlike these new giant fucking things and that’s coming from a dude who’s 6’-5”.

        The biggest thing is that if they actually had any braincells and truly bought the vehicle for practical reasons they’d probably all own GMC Savannas and stuff but it’s all about the image so…