For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
The word “demo” is used as an abbreviation for both demolish and demonstrate. I like to assume the wrong option whenever possible.
Example:
Salesman: Would you like to demo our product?
Me: Hell yeah! Let me get my sledge and a Sawzall.
Similar for “doc”: are we correcting the documentation or correcting the doctor? …. Picturing myself spending hours updating the doctor on my latest API changes hahahaha