Im sure your therapist will help you cope with the situation. On your dime of course.

Giddy up buttercup.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    if you’re feeling over stressed then stop by our mental health station where you can have FIFTEEN MINUTES of PAID QUIET TIME as often as once per day AND a FREE CUPCAKE!!!

    (quiet time and free cupcake vouchers require a one time signature of a release form stating that The Company provided you with free mental health counseling and are henceforth no longer liable for any future mental health issues you may experience in perpetuity)

    LETS MAKE IT A GREAT DAY AT THE COMPANY!!!

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      When I worked at an Amazon warehouse, they had signs in all the toilets telling us we could go and see someone if our mental health was bad. If someone’s mental health was bad it was probably due to their shitty management, work practices, or pay.

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      In India, you get bonus SSRIs alongside your cupcake to keep you in line.

      Courtesy, your friendly neighbourhood perpetually high psycho(iatrist)