• ddh
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    251 year ago

    How to: get kidnapped and imprisoned for life by a cartel.

    • nobody
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      91 year ago

      I would absolutely keep it a secret, so not a problem

        • @Hardeehar@lemmy.world
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          71 year ago

          Exactly, you can’t control when it happens. So hello spawning thousands of bills at the local swimming pool.

          • Big P
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            51 year ago

            Just only ever go to private resorts or places where everyone is richer than you anyway

            • @spizzat2@lemm.ee
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              1 year ago

              Yeah, rich people are well known for their strong moral fiber and lack of desire to passively accumulate endless money.