My exact thought about my exact though

My exact thought

I’m about 1km of dense woods from my nearest neighbor. Sometimes their dog gets out and they come looking for him.

They have learned to text and wait (cause signal coverage is spotty at best) the hard way 🤪

I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!

Keep walking and poof armadillo

Humans are life’s way to expand itself off this planet. So, yeah, let’s keep exploring

yay

Aww man

I’ll be a platypus… for you

This is the way

Why is he taste testing sparks?

This is the way

And I still do

Who do I sue to get back the illegal tarrifs I paid on the hot tub I imported?

🎶High in fiber, low in fat

Hey, I bet ya didn’t know that! 🎶

Gemini got jokes, but why does it think walking emits zero carbons? Humans are carbon emitters, more so with exercise. Hell, I farted while giggling at its humor.

Much less carbon than the car? Yep. Zero? Nope

Lil marmite to make that beef flavor pop

That’s “chicken bird for midday lunch,” Carl.

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What kind of toaster tier list leaves out T Tier!