Felt cute, might war crime later.

Morged.

Didn’t you hear? We’re going back to KLOC for measurement of productivity.

Is this a… what day is this?

Upper-Manchurian candidate.

Because it’s stupid and pointless?

Paw Patrol copaganda.

You’re welcome, world.

Vikikng funeral.

“Damn you imperialists! All unequal treaties are null and void!”

“Including Tibet?”

“Stay out of Chinese internal affairs!”

The fuck I will, Sam.

Start the clock.

Bug report: shows April when it’s March.

Apparently not. Apparently they rent them, just like their homes.

Ah. Obviously nothing to do with Israel. 🙄

Fixed it for you, chief.

NYT editors know no one reads past the headline.

How to write an article a headline about Israel invading (yet another) country without the words “Israel” or “invading.”

I knew before looking at the link this was the NYT.