With Trump giving a blowjob to a man we’re back to “define woman”

So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.

Fun fact: also the first bacon served on a flight

Cocked like an Egyptian

12 years is just right for pedobear

oh no! is the ground ok?

I had a Chevy S10 without power steering and man steering that thing at low speeds was such a bitch (such as when you’re trying to do a three point turn). You get a real workout every time you drive. So grateful power steering is in all cars nowadays.

Please share you data acquisition methods with the rest of the class

Looks like Dick Cheney

Guzzoline

IMO they will not ever make ads with your family’s faces because it will turn people off. Instead, they will make a fake AI family just like your family that you can relate to but won’t realize is actually supposed to be you. That is what they do now with their targeted demos but there’s only so many ads you can make the traditional way. AI will enable making hundreds of variations of the same ad.

If this computer from the 1950s can play DOOM, I’m gonna say there’s a good chance the Voyager computer can: https://youtu.be/no0CkQk7id0

I’ve tried slathering the inside of our pumpkins in vasaline and they still started rotting within 2 days. Wasn’t worth the unpleasant feeling of rubbing jelly on cold stringy pumpkin insides…

I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…

And this country only builds opulent ballrooms for rich people, not homeless shelters

You’re lucky if it’s just from last year

“Can I rape you now or in a week?”

I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.

Yeah fast forward 20 years when the couple has chronic dental/health issues and they can’t afford treatment. Or the trailer rusts and vermin sneak in. Or any one of a million emergencies that money could fix. This lifestyle only works if you’re “lucky” for an extended period of time.

They’re not very good at being wage slaves