

I legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


I legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.


You can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.


Hey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.


Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.


Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.


Ok.


Do it, it’s so much fun.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.


Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun


slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.


The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.


Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
Explain this to my dumbass please.


This is why people get hit with a frypan.


Well looks like sales of googly eyes are about to go through the roof.
We must googly eye EVERYTHING!
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*