That would sound like an absurdist joke if you were talking about anyone else.

Can’t even put it into simplest form.

Maybe if her threat was directed towards the minimum wage worker, they’ll let her go then.

I’m sure they’re going to arrest someone for this. Who knows who, but someone.

I’m okay with them being Christian, but grooming kids with their youth groups and bible studies is a whole other thing.

I don’t think anybody deserves such a fate, but it does seem he was asking for it at least a little.