:gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. i’m tired by all the bullshit. maybe the only way to deal with it is to turn the shitpost knob to 11. you know, some old fashioned, high speed, low drag, insanity distribution.

but i’m rambling! don’t only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: “10/10 would buy again”, “top seller, great value”, “wildly incorrect”, “teil des problems”, “without imagination”, “Repeated provocation using copy/paste.”, “if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell”, “log out and never login again”, “Du redest wirr.”, “My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.”, “Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.”, “Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.”

➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍

one day at a time.