“Assembled in amerikkka”

Sorry, you don’t have the cards.

To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American prison slave labour.

Linux is communism. /s

Noted and fixed.

Or pajamas and crocs.

Only Americans call America that. Everyone else calls it a third world country in a fake Gucci suit.

How is this science related?

“You’ll never have to vote again”

Solid choice.

Hey US, too bad you pissed off your largest supplier of potash to the north.

Conflicted on who I’m supporting here.

Funny that you think the collapse of the US can be stopped.

Worf.

May want to have a blood panel done up.

Wait, pressure activated heating pad? If I put that on his chair he will never leave it.

Ask her if she can fart with Putin’s hand so far up her ass.

LOL Drugs already won the war on drugs.

Hope this helps.

A third of the population are morons, this will never change.