Butcher’s nails

Dystopian netrunner Zelda game incoming

New Primary Objective: Kill All Civilians Side Objectives: Crush with Bulldozer Burn with White Phosphorous Phone Bombs! Assassinate allied envoy under false colors Attack allied warship Shoot down civilian airliner Directly fund purported enemy Ambush aid convoy Kill aid workers Kill journalists Headshot a child Remove hostages, dead or alive Concentration camps!

Gatorades

If your skin is leathery enough you’ve caught JDs eye, you need to moisturize girl

zuckerberg, gates, and buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it

Why do you need a coat at all? Just crawl inside your tauntaun if needed

You’re absolutely right!

The team with Palantir, Cambridge analytica, that team? Team Red is all about absolute freedom for the rich, not so much the plebs

Femoral of the story

Tim who? Now if Tim Apple stepped down, that’d be something

Nyet

Could even make some pithy quip about the iron dome rusting or something

I suppose I started dating my wife soon after I met her. I followed her from that house party to another one. Didn’t exchange contact info, but I sent her an email because the college emails were all first initial last name @college.com. Got intimate within the first week or two and then moved in together once we had both graduated

More like EPIC FAIL! Roflcopter

ORLY?

What if you wear a helmet with an AR video feed instead of a visor?

Looks like the endocarp in the avocado is imperceptible, whereas it is the hard pit in peaches and other drupes, per Wikipedia

The hard endocarp

Swollen receptacle tissue you say