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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • See, I’m not sure whether that’s true. Putting grok in a toaster seems difficult. It currently requires a medium-size town’s worth of water and enough space to fit several thousand loaves of bread. Is grok in a toaster if I put my phone in a toaster with grok pulled up? Or should we consider an industrial bakery a toaster?

    Edit: I goof’d and cut out the punchline while editing and now I can’t remember it. Shame me for my incompetence





  • I experimented heavily with pineapple pizza until I found out I had an extreme allergy to gluten. The sauce loves some garlic but, if you really want garlic, just toss some diced garlic on top of the pizza with a drizzle of olive oil before you bake. It comes out perfect at 550 for 5-6 minutes on a pizza stone or 450 for 8-10? (I can’t remember anymore, I shifted to the former). Buuuuut, that’s how I learned that the two flavors clash when they’re too strong. A piece of pineapple with an adjacent medium to medium-well garlic is not a pleasant combo.

    Also how I found out that Italian small leaf basil and pineapple is literally a perfect combo, always. I’m making a basil pineapple salad tomorrow!












  • It’s just a reference to some stories that start out with an initially unimportant “the one” character. See: Star Wars at least 5 times across canon and non-canon that I know of, every cartoon, and air bud.

    The no-name main character is initially meant to offer the audience the fantasy that they might, themselves, pull up their bootstraps and become the coolest dude (gender neutral) around. Then, in the 11th hour, perhaps even the 28th hour, they come out and say that the character was always destined for greatness because of their lineage. Which is lame, and I’m still so fucking pissed about rey