Cyrus Draegur

I wish someone would step up and take care of this problem.

Not shown: the lower lines that list “Arguing in the Shower” and “Arguing in Your Imagination”, and the bottom line of “Not Arguing At All”

I had no idea “the call of the void” originated from French! Neato!

The void calls out to me constantly.

Every day.

All Day.

… I figure it’s just self-test diagnostics:
“hey, we’re still nominally functional and sane, right? Thinking about <AWFUL HIDEOUS HORRIFIC THING> gives us the badfeels like it should, right? Okay. Good.”

gotta teach kids what to do about nazis as early as possible in their lives.

I utterly adore her even in the cursed ones ^^

RAWR XD >w<

*holds up a spork*

This is a really fucking weird time to board the trump train. Like, right now is ESPECIALLY a weird time in particular.

Ohhh yeahhhh the lava lamp like ones are cool. Sometimes vague impressions of cyan and red, sometimes propagating in waves. I’m so glad other people are describing it!

Never. Ever. EVER. INSTALLING. ELEVEN.

deleted by creator

Linus is a spectrum.

OP’s frenzied litany endeared me toward them all the more and i enjoyed that they put it there. mood, fam. MOOD.

i looooooooooooove receiving the hyperfixation infodumps SO MUCH <3

holy shit i could listen for HOURS to someone talk about how grass grows if they’re passionate enough about it.

Someone’s interest in a subject tells you a lot about who they are! I want to KNOW them!

when you see the rats running from the end of the ship that’s settling a little lower in the water… that water ain’t outside the hull anymore.

weaponized incompetence exists at basically all levels of human interaction, alas…

but it’s especially shitty when corpos do it.

I really wish we’d stop fucking around and make executives regret what the people they are literally responsible for do. Their monetary compensation should be consummate with consequences–if they’re making three thousand times the amount of their front-facing employees they should be three thousand times more culpable for the shit their organization pulls.

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

Turns out my ribs don’t actually care whether the boot that cracked them came from a decisive kick or because someone clumsily tripped over me.

(Also sufficiently advanced malice is often indistinguishable from incompetence by design: “oops we didn’t mean to, please forgive us and we pRoMiSe we won’t get caught do it again!”)

When i see that many idiots being duped it just makes me feel superior~!
>:3c

Joking aside, look at how foolish the median person is. That they are average means that literally half of humanity is even more foolish than they are.

Quantity may be a quality all its own but in light of such damning disqualifications it hardly matters at all.

See, now that they’ve strongarmed everyone into using their new shitty OS and no longer using the old kind of okay one, they can change it however they want and all their users are stuck with it!

(Excuse me while i cackle madly in linux)

Wasn’t banishing anonymous communication literally what the bad guys in Mirror’s Edge did? And facilitating that anonymous communication was literally the entire livelihood of the protagonist’s faction?