I talk about Kendal Mint Cake whenever I think I might be around an open mic.

I and my wife constantly get adverts for it on Amazon and in other places.

None of us have ever bought any.

Hashtag confusion to the enemy, or something

Sorry, at this point the term “crypto” has been thoroughly claimed by the shysters.

I’d still only consider that two factors. Something you have (the client/authenticator) + something you know (the passwords).

I have plenty but they only seem to work in one ear unless I hold them at a weird angle

This would’ve been funny if you’d posted it three weeks from now

Is it just me, or are the graphics on her lingerie reminiscent of The World Ends With You?

(also this is really hot, it’s definitely going in the bank, thanks for sharing!)

AI;DR

Do you want to give up caffeine? If you do, you can do it. I did it. Took me about eight months. I feel better now, no “don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee”, no 3pm slump. But that was my choice, and as addictions go, I don’t know if it’s really that bad?

Thanks, I hate it!

Don’t bother arguing with stupid. They’ll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

They’ll be replaced with rapid charging stations.

This is already happening. Not too far from where I live, right on a main road, a BP station closed down late last year and they’re in the process of replacing it with a 20-bay BP Pulse rapid charging station with an attached store and café.

They’re going to make a fucking killing. And not just because they charge almost £1 per kWh.

Fortunately, every computer comes equipped with an “exit editor” button. It’s on the back, attached to the power supply unit. You just flick the switch. Exits every editor known to humanity. /j

I’m glad we all agree that nano is the one true text editor.

/s

Flesh and blood women taste better.

Do you really own it though? Is it fully local? Or is it based on some online slop-as-a-service provider who might kill your girlfriend at any given moment?

I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!

I wish there was one that had live traffic. I’d drop Waze in a heartbeat.

:3

I kinda miss the days of the old PDAs and palmtops. A Pi phone seems like a good idea until you realise it basically has to be the size of a netbook. Might as well get an old netbook and stick Puppy Linux or whatever on it.

At the risk of stating the obvious:

They’re fictional creatures. They do whatever you think they do.