I’m not sure he’s developed object permanence. He may have forgotten Iran exists because he saw Cuba instead

You just need to add a comma and it becomes a critique.

“No stupid, rules of engagement”

Corporate bullshit like that used to just be mildly amusing, now it’s actively enraging.

Yes

I got free express passes for a work event, worth normally around $160 each. I got to spend 2.5 hours in line (the express line!) before the ride broke down and we all had to leave. In just over 8 hours in the park, we rode exactly 2 rides and would have spent over $500 each for the privilege had it not been a work trip.

Fuck Universal Epic.

I agree. I’m sick of the corpo bullshit, and even though I love Star Trek, I don’t think I’ll be buying anything this fall. I loved Lorewyn Eclipsed, so I vote with my wallet and that there should be more in universe sets and less peddling. I Must confess to a bit of hypocrisy though, I absolutely loved the Lord of the rings cards though.

I also agree the Vietnam war was an unjust one, but let’s not pretend that he dodged the draft for any reason other than being a complete fucking coward

He probably thinks Scandinavia is a country, although that word might be a bit too big in general for him.

The Shart of the Steal

I always figured milk and butter is at the back to minimize refrigeration loss from the front door opening

He expressly refuses to even try. He is on record stating one of humanity’s greatest problems is empathy.

Unfortunately with an error so egregious, the amount of people who found that near instantly was probably in the thousands

I would like to delete your comment.

Yep, I’m an American but I’ll be damned if i let anybody know it. So fucking ashamed of this country right now

Because it’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

It’s like they listen to Gob Bluth sing “It ain’t eeeeeasy being white” and un-ironically agree.

And vodka

Terror plot? Fuck right off

Dessert theater? Sounds delicious

I miss Kaim and Sarah