My answer to both is “not much”.
“I’m planning to sleep through it”
bear behavior
As an avid camper, my YT suggestions are filled with “prepper” vids, and that’s really helped in planning everything out. I now keep a little vial of cyanide ready, because I am NOT dealing with those aholes.
I’m ready to start a new internet
But this one already has blackjack and hookers.
An AR15 and a lifetime of video game experience will get me through the apocalypse right? Right?!?!?
If there’s ever a settlement in need of help, I know who to ask!
I am once again asking for your soup
What happened a million times to YOU in these games?
Good point, best to load a previous save.
I keep asking chatgpt when the Purge is, where can I see Shirley Jackson type lotteries, or can I challenge people to thunderdome
Chatgpt keeps telling me that those are fictional as of it’s knowledge cutoff.
I downloaded a shit ton of technical, survival, medicinal, herbal, and even the DSM -5 (cause mental health is important too when everything around you is crumbling ) books.
Why digital you ask ? Well, all these book aren’t available where i live and also because generating electricity isn’t a problem anymore with solar and it allow to create a lot of accurate copies of each book later to share with the survivors.
Making a generator isn’t really too hard either. Wrap some copper around a magnet and spin the magnet.
Am not very knowledgeable about these kinds of stuff but isn’t the hardest part is to output a stable voltage. I don’t even know how and if you can store such fluctuating energy.
Idk if a stable output is necessary to charge a battery. They make flashlights and other small things with simple generators you power by shaking, which charges the battery that runs the light.
I’ve never taken one apart to see what else is going on, but I’d sure like to.
My plan for all end of the world scenarios is the same. Imma blow my fucking brains out because im not even going to try to deal with that.
If it’s nuclear Armageddon, that won’t be necessary. Just get to the highest place you can quickly and watch the show.
Run towards the bomb
Honestly this, if you are at drop sight death is immediate. Worst is on thebout edge where your body slowly melts from radiation exposure. Fun times.
at the current pace it might be both
Is Lemmy always this ridiculously apocalyptic? Do you guys need some help?
Yes, it’s always this ridiculous. It’s the polar opposite of Q level conspiracies except somehow democrats. The weird thing is you’d think they’d be cool with RFK Jr. but apparently he’s an antisemitic Nazi because vaccines or something.
What a weird take
No, help is not required. I am safe, and you can trust me fellow human. There is no apocalypse happening below your nose. Your nose is too small to fit an apocalypse under. LOL. Human humor is humorous as I am one!
WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN?
FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE NOT YELLING.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POLITE TONE, FELLOW HUMAN