Why do you need weather forecast, when a US president can redirect a hurricane on a map with a sharpie?

Last night, a tornado narrowly missed my house by less than half a mile. And hours before, crazy winds downed power lines causing brush fires that damaged houses about 3/4 of a mile to the south.

Weather is getting worse and less predictable, but sure, let’s fucking cut funding for the people who send out warnings for this shit.

(It’s worth knowing that although I live in a purplish city, Missouri is very red and voted for trump the past three elections. This will hurt trump voters too.)

Can’t wait for Maralago to get hit! 🍿

Could!