Congratulations, guys. This is officially Lemmy lore.
where were you when the first ones spoke of the poop challenge
I was failing the poop challenge.
Why is this a meme now 😭
you sent the guy his own post lol
lol, I didn’t even look at who OP was. This is perfect.
Because it’s hilarious, especially with no context. You shouldn’t share things on the Internet you don’t want made into memes.
I mean… I don’t mind. It’s an honour to be part of the Lemmy lore.
i unironically shit like once a week, maybe two times a week max. so i don’t understand what the fuss is all about
Despite what the other comments say, this can be perfectly acceptable if this is has always been usual for you.
Yep, normal range is 3x a day to every 3 days. More or less is possible but that should be checked by a doctor. If it was always once every 5-7 days it’s probably nothing and normal for you. If something changes about the rhythm then go see a doctor and that can mean you’re one of the once every 3 days people and now you poop daily. Even if it’s inside the range, go see a doctor!
And one myth: if your body is the slow type like every 2-3 days or even 3-5 days fibre and stuff won’t help, it’s just a heavier poop (in weight) after 5 days than usual.
My brother was a weird child and did that too. The smell is compressed into one sitting if you did not know.
Lemmy is discovering that IBS exists
You should really consider paying your doctor a visit dude
I’ve always been the same
The what
Ooh, it’s about the asklemmy guy, lmaoo
Lmao i love how we already have lemmy lore
Hahaha fr its starting to feel like home.
Reddit had narwhals and midnight, we have strict dietary guidelines.
Another Lemmy meta moment was when someone asked whether bathing was environmentally friendly. To be clear, I think it’s a perfectly legitimate question worth our attention, but I also found it kinda funny. That’s why I made a meme of it. Here it is: https://lemmy.ml/post/75282
What in the world did I miss
Someone yesterday posted a question: Will be in a confined place for 3 days, cannot poop in that time, and will have to limit urination. What can I eat that won’t make me poop/will inhibit pooping, would be great if the food reduced sweating too. Don’t ask why.
Edit: found it!
https://kbin.social/m/asklemmy@lemmy.ml/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and
Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!
Lemmy’s collective 2.9 day turtle head poking out is gonna be epic
Did you know pooping is actually illegal in Montana on Tuesdays?
It’s true. I’ve reported so many to the secret poop police. They’re always laughing at first like it’s not serious, up until they break down the bathroom door. Not so funny in a Montana gulag, is it?
Very err high pressure situation there bob
Please no. I don’t want Lemmy to lose its “have never sent someone to the hospital” streak.
I was in the middle of one when i came across this meme, I lost before i could even start 😞
Who’s hyped for no poop July?
I want to go back to Reddit now
Pop some opioids, gets you to day 2 with ease.
my bunghole, it hurt
Unironically I am participating in the challenge…
One time I was at a camp in 7th grade for a week (a religious Christian camp) where my friend and I were NOT religious, so we were being bullied. I was so deathly afraid of getting bullied while taking a shit that I didn’t poop until the 6th day. I honestly barely remember it but I snuck out in the night just to take a shit, and it was absolutely horrendous. Pretty sure it felt like trying to pass a big old hard fruit or something, it was the worst and took forever. 2/10 Do not recommend.
