Wait… I know 127.0.0.1 but what’s the second one?

Depends on the field you’re in. At my previous company to release a new system for internal use only I had to go through 19 validations(each one 50-100 pages of manual tests). None of it had real source control except uploading final zip of files(no source code, just the enable files).

I wrote all the files, wrote all the test cases, wrote all the documentation, executed everything and wrote most of the reports. They just fired me last week so hope they have fun when they need to update something…

You know every time I’ve had any medical work done I’ve digitally signed my consent for them to treat me and to bill me…

Can we also wipe out all medical debt and then sue the hospitals for treating without consent?

Wouldn’t pointing me to a field count as geography? /s it’s a joke

I love using interns for this type of stuff at work. They are most likely not idiots but still young and dumb to discover issues in my process…

I could, give me a chance and I’ll do it

Fuck you

/s

I’m not really mad just wanted to continue the joke

I agree mostly, maybe a little more… I don’t want any more violent criminals and I don’t think lions from the safari should be brought into someplace like NY state.

That said I, as a natural born us citizen of several generations, believe we should welcome other potential citizens with few exceptions.

How long has this been going? A few hours? Days? Weeks?

One time a coworker asked me and another friend to go to the casino with her, her mom and her boyfriend after work and me and my friend said yes. We arrive and when we walk in we are told “if you sign up for our players card you get 20 dollars preloaded for free”… What the hell why not, free 20 dollars. Everyone besides me and my friend had one already so we said we’ll meet you inside once we get the card.

So we go to the counter and fill out their one page form, take maybe 10 minutes being generous. We get the card and go to walk onto the floor, keep in mind this place only had machine games, no tables or anything and my coworker is walking out with her family. “what’s up? I thought you were playing.” she responds “nah, we are leaving, we already lost $1500”

Somehow they lost $500 each in under 10 minutes… I still don’t know how.

Fun fact python was named after Monty python, not the snake.

To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”

I know it’s hard to get a hotel room in dragon con but just once I want some one to happen to have a business meeting. They book a hotel room and are just utterly confused about all the other guests…

Yeah, it wouldn’t be bad if it was done correctly (a little slack and a service loop) but they did everything super tight. What makes it worse is a bad cable is often an intermittent issue and we are a low volume high profit company who can not retest so every time a cable goes bad it’s typically several thousand in lost product.

See cable management is great when done correctly. At my job we had a audit complaint that there were too many wires on the ground which would make it difficult to clean under them. Management told all the techs to do cable management so the wires were not dangling. The techs did as told so now we keep getting wires failing because they are super tight and strained. No one mentioned a service loop or anything of the sort. In addition now it takes like 2 hours to replace the bad wire because you have to undo all the wire management, replace the wire and redo all 400 Ip ties.

You have to be careful if there are any 3s though… Sometimes you can’t see the threes because of the fouriest…

I always viewed relationships as a matter of trust. The difficult part of being cheated on isn’t knowing another dick has been in that pussy or another pussy has been around that dick. In most cases that has happened before you ever got together. The difficult part is the doubts. “is she really staying late for work?” “is he helping a friend move or moving her organs around?” “is she not responding because she’s busy or because she is fucking” those questions are what’s hard. Then “well if they lied about that what else are they lying about?”

It’s all about trust. Once you cheat you break that trust. I even told my partner if she was honest about it, it wouldn’t be a big deal. If she lied then she is dead to me forever.

I don’t mean any offense but is hiring someone to drink expired milk the best way of testing it? Can’t they like measure bacteria or chemical composition or something?

Possible and around right age but I don’t know… I’ve done stupid stuff also and am a man.

Like one night I was overworked and tired and just said I’ll buy McDonald’s for dinner. I went in drive thru, placed my order, paid, got my change, and it wasn’t till I got home that I noticed I never actually got the food…

Years ago when I was a late teen and living at my mother’s, she was at work as a cashier. She called my one morning and this was the conversation : Mom - do me a favor, go into my bedroom my phone should be on the nightstand. Can you grab it and bring it to me?

Me - you’re at work on break right?

Mom - yeah

Me - how are you calling me?

Mom - silence

Mom - nevermind, I have it…