ol_capt_joe

Yeah but even though they seem like the adult in the room, they’re still a dictatorship aggressively taking over the world with less explosive methods and enacting a genocide on their own people.

They have a lot going for them to claim the throne, but they’re any more trustworthy. Just smarter about it.

And Trump wins the Oscar for dumbest man alive, dead, or in a vegetative state 🏆

Meanwhile, renewables are getting better and cheaper.

Ah yes, the smog of war

Bruv owes me 20 squid

What, are they U20 or something?

Blockades?

You lost me at hello

So how is a local rebellion supposed to work when a fat orange won’t take his short, weird fingers off the ‘fire missiles at everything’ button?

Mar-a-Kwango

Push Wagner out of Africa

Still, best of luck to the Kurds

Ok, when? Because… Well, should we tell him?

Exclusive: Trump says you have to invite him to your birthday party and give him presents and he gets the piece of cake with the fancy chocolate thing on it

Well you see that’s where Trump’s level of genius shines. Don’t shoot the archers, shoot the arrows (it looks way cooler and people think you’re so badass).

Sure you might lose a naval vessel or twelve when US capacity to build more ships is really low, but that’s a sacrifice this level of genius is willing to make (totally unawares, probably).

You mean Operation Epstein Fury?

Guess how much 😁

Did the colors in question lack adequate succulency?

‘Not enough people’ isn’t as bad as ‘not enough money’. And since money is a made up thing, I’m sure everyone will figure out who to eat if there’s not enough to go around 🤑