That’s a tree?

The moon is like the lennyface of emojis

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“An ‘I can read’ book” yeah why else would you have it then, smartass

/s just in case

Hmm fair enough

produce usually means fruits and vegetables

My female colleague told me the other day I’d make a great dad because my tattoos are all black and white and that would be great for kids because they could color them.

Peak redpilled content

Im pretty sure they just wanted to jokingly point out how context matters and spelling usually doesn’t as much

if you don’t like libre office, you can also run MS Office stuff using Wine. Wine was literally made for that.

I’m with the other person, while I’ve heard herumstreunern, a Streuner is always homeless in my understanding. Might be a regional thing, idk

Dictionaries are descriptive, not prescriptive.

So signaling in each curve of the road? /s

The company I used to work at sometimes rented out their conference room to other companies for large conferences.

One day some people rent the room, and start bringing in some suitcases. Thinking they might have some involved presentation, nobody asked questions. A few more people came and went, until suddenly the police raids the place.

Turns out those people robbed a museum a few weeks earlier and tried to sell the stolen historical art pieces in that conference room.

Which is why it’s possible to block all 🌽 instances.

The delta P you’re talking about has much much higher ambient pressure than what is the case here.

And even underwater there is a limit to delta P.

Yeah but I feel like most adults would have had pressure sensitive ears at some point in the life (like from a cold or something), forcing them to learn about popping ears, even if the only way of doing it they know is swallowing.

Its a day old post, are you sure it’s a repost and not just the same post you saw yesterday?

People dont get what you mean with “popping your ears”? How can an adult never experience that?

Mine just had one scan, but otherwise same

Ah yes, local markets, where nobody is trying to sell anything