“pAiN pOiNtS”

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

big Aperture Science energy

however the previous owners are much more likely to pay a junk company to haul it to a landfill than they are to try to sell it

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race

however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(

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if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

there’s a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

silly lil algae :3

(tbh it’s been a good decade since i was working on projects leading to publication. I’ve been stuck in manufacturing/industry hell. send help)

if someone cared enough about my research to even replicate it let alone disprove it I’d be losing my shit

Everyone in science I’ve ever met agrees there should be a Journal of Stuff That Didn’t Work

college instructor for Communication 101 went on several unprompted rants about how depression wasn’t real because it couldn’t be detected with brain scans

even though it, uh, absolutely can? also nobody asked you anyway dude???

Another way to remove oxygen from stored food to prevent rancidity is to make your own oxygen absorbers (rancidity is caused by oxygen oxidizing fats and other flavor compounds)

Which are literally just iron filings mixed with table salt in a gas permeable packet (coffee filter paper works great)

The salt is hygroscopic (absorbs water) and water + oxygen + iron turns into rust, which sequesters the oxygen

I make my own and put them in opened packages of nuts and seeds :]

to be fair the dudes have also been comparably uwu-fied

Yerma Ther

the Brazilverse

As an update I have since started using standard gas as the manual recommends and think the performance might actually be better now

I use it in my 50cc motor scooter since it’s got a barely 1 gallon tank that lasts me ~2 weeks a fill, so the price difference is negligible

I figured the higher octane would make a noticeable difference since it’s such a small engine

But reading this thread I’m now thinking maybe I shouldn’t do this?

i majored in pipetting 💀

my go-to is “net-twerk”