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Rye chips

So they can read your emails?

Except for its various forks, which we can fight over.

Ice shitheads getting so hard, being compared to roman legionaries.

Wtf are all those blood cells, then?

Seriously. Why would you think that?

No but see theyll work with anyone who doesn’t betray them by saying horrible capitalist propaganda like the party line from five minutes ago before they left for the bathroom.

I like to go outside and fix stuff, or lay in bed analyzing what ive seen, but I dont need anyone’s permission.

Yeah my purity test is whether youre actually helping.

Election? Committee meeting? Sending commissars to foodnotbombs? Unhelpful.

Let’s take a trip to harbor freight, and express our love for one another.

Well then I suppose there’s just no helping you. I apologize for the benefit of the doubt, and you’re just an asshole who revels in being an asshole, I guess. Please remind me to not make that mistake in future.

For a lot of people, those exist, but I feel like you need to spend some time without taxis for your burrito.

Not in like a punishment way. In like a ‘touch grass’ way. I’ll talk to you again when youve spent a couple months on a remote island eating dried food and enjoying the relatively unfucked nature, cooking and existing for yourself. Maybe have a big dramatic primal struggle or fall in love with a bird or something.

Then when you can come back and acknowledge that the same services can be done non-exploitatively, similar services can be done more efficiently, the life you built on toxic exploitation may need some effort to adapt to a world that doesn’t have toxic exploitation¹, and most of your underlying assumptions are about made-up imaginary bullshit that doesn’t represent anything real anymore–if it ever even did in the first place, we can talk.

¹and in the event of the two being irreconcilable, I consider your life much much more expendable.

Medically necessary to the doctor or parents’ idea of binary gender. Yes.

Christian radicals I think.

Also intersex kids. Obviously their bodies aren’t sacred. Only binary cis people.

Beautiful.

Yes but if you’re queer and using windows you’re basically asking for an ice visit.

…ive played this. It was actually great.

Isn’t discussing left theory wirh a CIA parody of yourself the fun part?