I do, yes.

Keep buying iPhones. That’ll stick it to the man.

I read this as “I miss you so much”, and I had a quiet moment of reflection.

And all was as it should be…

https://youtu.be/KSujx7MNhyQ

Had to fucking deal with Rabbit every day.

That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.

All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.

(apparently my brain forgot the “visit” part of the meme and I typed this up thinking that it was about moving here)

It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it’s even more difficult now. It’s a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I’m American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don’t spread that information to new ears anymore.

I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.

What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.

I also learned that FUCKING GOD!! is my go-to expletive when I spilled some icecream and my daughter (3 at the time) started yelling it in the car.

Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.

Butterbean origin story.

“CEO LFG SM”

I’m not bringing that low contributing shit to Scarlet Monastery… CEOs probably play like healers, but without the heals.

My cousin used to post things like that on Facebook/MySpace all the time during his emo phase. They appeared to have been secret messages intended for his crush(es) to decipher, and it made me want to die a little every evening when a new one would manifest.

It would read something like “HILYMTLIAIWTBYH”, which (upon decoding) meant, “Hailey I love you more than life itself and I want to be your husband”. Whether or not Hailey ever wasted her time on such an obnoxious endeavor is unclear. I certainly hope not.

The ol’ bat in the mouth trick gets me every time.

Maybe they can put his tiny dick on display.

This weird old acquaintance of the family once saw me taking the back cover off of something once and got all fired up and giddy and goes, “I knew it! I just knew it! You’re the type a kid who looks at somethin’ and just has to know how it works on the inside, aren’t ya?! Hah! I knew it!”. I nodded. But I wasn’t that kid. In fact, that was probably the only time I ever did. I don’t know what the fuck he was talking about.

But as far as my thing… I guess I’m that friend who gets weirdly sentimental and nostalgic about nature or the general atmosphere of where I’m currently at. I’m the only guy who gives a shit that there are crickets singing and has to comment on it, because the sound of it just brought me back to ten other vivid memories and feelings from when I sat there listening to them in the past and it’s consuming 80% of my attention right now.

Holy shit! What an absolute game-changer this was. I had no idea I could install Snes9x directly to my TV. Was a bit tricky getting it to recognize the ROM directory, but everything is running now. Just waiting on some wireless SNES controllers to come tomorrow. The old USB one I have has been difficult to get working. Any time I hit B or Start it opens YouTube. I’ve tried absolutely everything in the input config. I think it’s just old and wonky.

Anyway, thank you so much!

I appreciate it. I’m digging for a comprehensive step-by-step guide of some sort, but having someone available to contact with specifics will be super helpful. It doesn’t look much different than building a PC, which I’ve done many, many times.

I’m hoping to find somewhere that sells them pre-built, even if I still have to add the OS and emulator(s) myself. If I can score an already assembled Raspberry Pi either in or easy to put into one of those mini SNES cases, I will be over the moon.