Sexy feet.

Rip geohots rap career.

It’s hard being your dad.

A handjob is still a job.

Handjobs.

I have an Eevee costume…

I dunno man I’m higher than giraffe testicles.

You high bro?

You should know I passive aggressively want to die.

My mother was a whore.

The orange guy is made of candy.

Day Man

Brando was kind of a piece of shit.

Must a been a shitload of Tylenol in those trees.

Shitty way of saying she is a lesbian.

My vehicle is camouflaged inside. Even low value belongings are hidden under trash.

I whip my dick out and angrily beat off. If I’m going to feel uncomfortable everyone is going to be uncomfortable.

String and 2 cans.

Why do you stereotype them?

I’m ready to give up on most things.