Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

Headed down to the pub for a beer

At the rainbows, recoiled in fear

”A parade just for pride

Of bright colours?” he cried.

”There are too many gay people here!”

We’d all love more Lemmies in the banks,

So any ol’ content gets thanks

And we’ll yet raise a toast

To this weird old repost

'Bout a bug penis shooting all blanks

Variden was once a great mod,

Until Reddit admins turned to fraud

So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,

Than be under Spez’ boot

And of his own hell he can be god