Surprised he hasn’t been pardoned already.

Would explain why it looks like his outer shell is deteriorating

That’s probably that dumb motherfuckers credit card pin.

It wouldn’t matter if a document detailing the entire process, who was involved, and valid proof surfaced. Nothing would happen. Hell he could call a press conference and spell it out on national Television and not a damn thing would come of it.

He has the mental and emotional maturity of a potato

Brayden, Braxton, Bentley, Aiden, Axel, Keith.

Of course it’s the mugshot photo….

Don’t put the Triforce in the dishwasher Bobby

“Why didn’t the dems do anything to stop me from myself?”

I’m rock hard.

Honestly, there’s no punchline better than this just being a thing.

One of the most unnecessary motherfuckers of all time

This is absurd! Religion is absolute fiction. Those other schools are grounded in facts, logic, and reason. Fuck all religions and their brain rot bullshit.

Every mattress store you’ve ever seen is likely a front for some shady shit.

I can’t wait! This song comes to mind in the interim. https://youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM

You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.

A blatantly incompetent man suggesting an even more incompetent method of investigation. Republicans sure are fucking dumb.

This is a truck I’d actually feel comfortable driving. Unlike those gender affirming, semi truck adjacent, embarrassing pavement princess trucks that you see everywhere now.

It would be hilarious if the Chinese companies making these shitty swag items cut him off.