His skin is being thin, like onion, yet moral fiber is limp, like grilled onion

That pitchfork is not the right kind for rabble style mobbery. You want the pitchfork with the round tines for some proper stabbins

Tips fedora M’dib

Spotted dick?

Oh honey you bet I did

If u look carefully they are not playing baskerball but merely posing with one of those dunkable bouncerinos

When he said “dicks out for Harambe… and jesus” I really felt that

The key here is that you have to personally supervise the first explosion real close up to make sure the channels are correct. I had chatgpt design a special hard hard for you Mr Gangrinhch, so it’s got mondo safety parameters to keep you fit as a whistle

Ebony & Ivory (2024) may not be for everybody, but I think it deserves better than its IMDB rating. If only for the number of quotable lines that have been adopted by ny friends group. It’s unapologetically absurd, awkward, and odd.

When sex maniacs just bounce all over the room all “woo-hoo! woo-hoo!” Daffy Duck style, why do they do this? Has this been studied?

Always knew the moon was a rush job. They din’t want you to see the other side which is all ugly and looks dumb as hell. Fukn moon JFC

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

This is at least 2.5 of jeopardy

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Is this some sort of mog or jestergoon?

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

One less kid than you thought tho

Waffle House got sumn for ya

Maybe Wookiee are marsupials

On a scale of “no” to “fuck no” please rate

Noooo Bart don’t wear the pedo hat