Correction: boomscrolling 😁

Oh damn, that is just gorgeous 🤤

#omgsotrue

I never knew that existed before today! Thanks, I hate it! 🤣🤣

I see you and salute you, internet person 🫡 Steering this anxiety riddled meatsack around the globe is suboptimal.

The invisible shark in the swimming pool. I will say nothing more

Great, iCanCallYouLateDragon then 😘

Hey, why did you remove your comment? It was funny af

Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.

Well that settles it. It do honk!

If it can be destroyed but the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth

Very noice! 🤩

https://thedailytism.com/audhd-man-at-spa-retreat-worries-about-relaxing-wrong/

Psyllium?! I hardly knowum!

Neen, Gustav zit daar met zijn kat

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you

Well, of course you can ask but your condition grants you no privileges over someone else’s boundaries. You’re only the asshole if you don’t respect those boundaries.

Grade A dumbfuck reporting for duty!

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

I don’t think it’s more expensive to hire people for this work than to develop and produce a bunch of robots that are obviously not up to the task.

How could they ever be? Loneliness can only be adressed through sincere human contact. Any other (robotic) solution is financially wasteful at best and disastrously counterproductive at worst.