Adopt as many kids as possible. Turn them into ninjas.

And the Eurotrash is saying we ain’t doing anything.

Dances with wolves me bro, I’ll help.

You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.

Yeah… laughs in paramedic.

Anyone who has ever worked as a first responser knows that it’s an eternal, unshakable law of the cosmos that evil dirtbags who continually fill their bodiea with garbage are destined to live until the end of time. Pretty sure I know homeless crack addicts who were 80 when Mother Theresa was born and still outlived her, dumpster diet and mail stealing and all.

We really appreciate it man.

I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.

Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.

What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?

“At least 1,177 people were killed by police in 2025. How many of them 1,177 are now domestic terrorists”

This timeline fucking sucks. Now the ghosts are becoming terrorists?

It pains me that the only way I can refute this is that it probably wouldn’t be worth the money to neurologically enslave soldiers since we’re pretty fucking close to just having tech that kills way more people for less money.

I don’t think he’s as stupid as we all think he is. Well, I do and I don’t. Ever have a friend who just got musical theory from a young age? Trump is a grade A dumbass except when it comes to being a calculated piece of shit. I’ve never seen anyone more successfully opportunistic with dipping their toes into what they can get away with than him. It’s honestly an impressive, albeit morally bankrupt skill.

The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.

I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.

Our country. We’re fucking people unwillingly together!

Keep goin til we do dinosaurs again.

Dude that guy was bustin his balls to get those skeletons. What a pace.

Nowhere in my response did I say “humans have a 0% success rate.” Quote me if I did.

I said you can’t ignore that sometimes we fail, and there simply isn’t a solution, which you can’t ignore. Especially if you do want to succeed.

If they used to dream something that they are still dreaming about, it is still “dreamt” in past-tense.

If I still “play” baseball every day, and I referring to a game, I say “I played baseball,” because it is in the past. You would not say “I play baseball game last week” even if you are still currently playing baseball.

Make sense? I mean this politely too, you mentioned English not being your first language.

There might not be a better plan, if that’s a a clearer way to say it.

(I don’t mean that sarcastically, no tone of voice on the internet).