This looks AI generated
Yah there is a lot of nonsensical compression artifacts, and they’re of wildly varying scales.
IKR? The F-35 wasn’t designed to suddenly transition to ground vehicle like the Osprey
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
Every aircraft suddenly transitions to a ground vehicle if you use it wrong enough. Design is beside the point.
It’s clearly morged /s
continvoucly?
Nah, the text makes sense and is not a garbled Zalgo mess.
Yeah, but the joke is
well it looks like there’s an editing artifact near some text
In the shitting position, with both hands engaged, while still wearing underwear?
You follow the example set by the president.
Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.
What is the buddy supposed to hang on to?
His dignity.
Hence the bit about always wearing a life vest.
they don’t actually do#2, do they? 0.o
seamen are required to hold their shit for their entire deployment, it’s a known fact. When they get home they release one giant shit.
Isn’t the F-35 picture a reference to an American aircraft carrier losing a plane in the ocean by banking too hard during a maneuver?
that is the official explanation. But when it’s 3 and in the Red Sea I suspect they could be lying again. Also one of their ships suddenly has to leave for ‘urgent repairs’. All is well.
If you’re the buddy, be sure to keep your mouth shut
til he hung from the rail by his finger tip
millie said floyd i’ll make you lose your grip
with this tiny piece of paper i can make you slip
