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minus-squarePotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down2·15 days agoIt’s 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men! Or a man and a woman. Or a nonbinary person and a woman. Or…
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·15 days agoBut not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·15 days agoThree wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoI can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 days agoUnless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoINSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoMaybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoI see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agoBro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing. We call it double foxing.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days ago Or… I need you to finish what you started. All combinations of options.
minus-squaretourist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoI normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word
It’s 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men! Or a man and a woman. Or a nonbinary person and a woman. Or…
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men.
So the bench design still has you beat.
It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
Mentally disabled, or physically?
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing.
We call it double foxing.
I need you to finish what you started. All combinations of options.
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I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is
Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word