Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.
He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.
Oh yeah, he does that.
Dicks out for democracy.
Tits out against tyranny.
Buttholes out against bastards.
The battle of the buttholes?
Sounds like a good time
Eh, I’m just gonna stay at home and fart around.
Butthole royale
The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.
Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title “we need more open carry boobs”?
Go for it
It’s only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.
It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these…
…huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.
You’ve never been to Las Vegas, then.
Open carrying tits is way less common.
Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?
Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.
Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers
Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.
Wait until they learn about guillotines!
How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.
Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?
What an impressively sheltered life he’s lived.
Well what do you expect when his son won’t let him watch porn?
How perfectly normal
Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?
Weird.
Isn’t that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet!
Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, “they’re very threatening!”
I know, right? Like even as a kid the idea that Robocop (with some dude melting and getting smashed into a flesh smoothy) was just as bad as seeing a woman’s boob was baffling. It still is as an adult.
They weren’t even without clothes, apparently. Just in a bit less.
Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?
You mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists
Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died…
This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.
I again ask, why did Trump pardon all those Antifa woke FBI crisis actors paid by Soros?
Right? I didn’t see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.
Their bike seats smell funny! I am not taking questions on why I’m sniffing strangers bike seats.
Johnson’s definitely got the furtive look of a gusset-sniffer, and probably a bike-seat-sniffer too.
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.
He’s probably also thinks labias are scary and gross.
So, he considers unarmed, naked people “threatening”? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.
all those meatswords t he men are carrying could seriously harm him.
In his ego too, where it hurts the most.
He’s worried about being stabbed, repeatedly, and liking it.
He’s afraid it will awaken something in him.
Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.
The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.
all those chilly willies
Yeah, I heard the weather was pretty bad this year. Ngl, though, I feel feel like my fragile sense of masculinity would be much more threatened by a bunch of massive flopping songs on a hot day, than it would be by a bunch of tiny chilly willies on a cold day.
…Hold up. Poor/middle class guys with small schlongs drive huge trucks and loud cars. Does this mean that rich guys with tiny tallywhackers go into politics?
Flopping songs. I can hear their sound now.
Seattle does a naked bike ride every solstice festival!
Time to start up a winter solstice festival. I’m actually a little surprised we don’t have one (or do we?).
Apparently there’s something at Green Lake on two weekends, 5-8pm. But I’m always too seasonally depressed to go anywhere for the winter solstice.
I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.
That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
So THAT’S where my ex-wife vanished off to…
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
Long boobies are in style now. You’ll see.
Janet Jackson was not a prisoner at Gitmo wtf
Wooosh 😃
Cleared for takeoff.
Roger, Roger.
(Username checks out)
I kind of like the lore that Janet Jackson has been in Guantanamo this entire time and the rest of us completely missed the memo.
I wouldn’t have noticed either way to be fair
