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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 22 hours ago

Honkwiching

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Honkwiching

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 22 hours ago
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  • @Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip
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    1•3 hours ago

    Damn, I wish I knew how to play a trombone :(

  • @KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1•5 hours ago

    I don’t give a honk

  • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    1•6 hours ago

    So, would certain notes resonate better depending on the fillings/bread, so it would fly out better - or is this more of a lunch capacity blowing 'em out sort of arrangement?

  • @razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    110•22 hours ago

    • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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      32•21 hours ago

      kitten huffing has been a thing since ancient times

      • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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        4•8 hours ago

        https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

        Appears to check out.

      • @voodooattack@lemmy.world
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        4•14 hours ago

        Oh god my sides

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          3•10 hours ago

          Did you swallow the kitten?

      • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        6•19 hours ago

        Kittens are filthy. You can get a cleaner huff with pups. Seals, dogs, etc - any pup will do.

        • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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          4•16 hours ago

          pup huffing is a little bit too rich for my blood

    • @wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14•21 hours ago

      I really love Buster Stubb’s rendition of Lonely Nights on the alto possum.

      • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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        8•20 hours ago

        Stray Cat Strut just doesn’t sound the same when it’s not performed on an actual stray cat.

        • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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          19 hours ago

          No one remembers the solo from You Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog with an authentic hound.

          • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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            1•18 hours ago

            Or how Wolfman Jack created his iconic howl by squeezing an authentic werewolf.

      • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1•16 hours ago

        Yeah, theres a lot to be said for new tools, but some of thsse pieces were composed for traditionalninstruments, ajd nothing else wil) do.

    • @undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    12•17 hours ago

    Is this like killing children when the parent is not responding?

    • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      1•4 hours ago

      Only if they are orphaned

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      1•10 hours ago

      Zombie process can die

    • @FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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      1•14 hours ago

      Bro what??

      • @L7HM77@sh.itjust.works
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        6•10 hours ago

        how to bash cat with pipe

        • seraphine
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          2•3 hours ago

          oh no, thats a new one… this is even worse

  • @Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    26•20 hours ago

    KenM vibes

    • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      11•20 hours ago

      We need him now more than ever.

  • @BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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    3•14 hours ago

    Surely that was precisely what Viktor Shklovsky had in mind when he coined the term ostranenie. 🤡📯🥪🤡

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    18•21 hours ago

    If you’ve never seen a stripper on her lunch break, it’s a sight to behold.

    • Hjalmar
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      8•21 hours ago

      ???

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        15•20 hours ago

        Don’t act like you don’t know, you dog.

  • @Part4@infosec.pub
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    5•18 hours ago

    This is how the baguette originated in the brass horn section of the Paris Philharmonic.

  • don
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    9•21 hours ago

    “Kinda fucked”?! How to tell me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching without telling me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching.

    Be for real.

    • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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      5•21 hours ago

      for real

      • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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        4•20 hours ago

        for real

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          6•20 hours ago

          five real

          • don
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            4•17 hours ago

            on tha rizzeals homeslice

  • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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    8•21 hours ago

    That’s pretty fucking judgmental Dee.

    • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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      7•21 hours ago

      Especially coming from a bird lady.

      • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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        3•20 hours ago

        Dees aren’t real

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          2•10 hours ago

          They’re just Bs with the middle erased.

  • Frezik
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    0•22 hours ago

    Not sure if bottom poster got that from an LLM, or if they’re satirizing it.

    • @jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      35•22 hours ago

      This is a pretty common joke on tumblr, and I don’t think an LLM would come up with the word “honkwiching” on it’s own

      • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        5•18 hours ago

        tumblr is such a weird place. I never knew anything about it before lemmy. cept for the …adult content

        • @Zwiebel@feddit.org
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          4•17 hours ago

          Their porn gifs were pretty good ngl

    • antler
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      10•21 hours ago

      The original post is from 2017 - LLM were not in common use then.

      • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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        4•20 hours ago

        Shit, I don’t think Al Gore was invented yet to have made the internet

        • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          6•16 hours ago

          Turns out people used to have fun original thoughts sometimes. Was so fuvking weird. Glad thats all locked vehind ‘ai’ now.

    • @okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      7•20 hours ago

      Welcome to the internet!

      This is common lore 😉

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