Eat the rich.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…
With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody’s expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
Then take a nap in the sun
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Depends if you’re science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn’t engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.
Visible light is most of the heat in sunlight.
That’s also how the greenhouse effect works - sunlight goes through CO2, while infrared, which comes from from things not at 6000C, doesn’t.
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
Fucking gravity how does it work
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I’m old
Let me go wild…
This really is the best answer.
2 chicks at the same time.
Fuckin A
…fuckin A.
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes
Really depends on a few things.
If it’s like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it’s just a normal tiger that’s invisible, but without limits on how long and I’m in full control, no idea.
Lick my own asshole.
Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
I never said I would.
I would fight crime and injustice
He didn’t say White Tiger.
If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is
Eat some faces and never be caught because I’m invisible.
I misread that as “eat some feces” at first, but either way I guess you do you.
He means “pretend to be a leopard.”
