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Bro goes to the Misty Mountains ONE TIME and suddenly he’s from BC telling everyone “that’s not a real mountain” like get off your shit, Bilbo.
Newclams can’t triforce
Walkin in the park just the other day baby, whaddya… whaddya think I saw
Crowds of people sitting in the grass with flowers in their hair said, “Hey boy do you wanna score?”
And you know how it is: I really don’t care what time it was. Whoa-oh oh so I asked them if I could stay awhile…
I like this new deep lotr lore.
The Sauron eye (from the movies) with a clam foot sticking out of it?
And smaller eyes surrounding the eye?The one ring featuring a pearl?
Orcs being born from giant clams?
Fractals.
