While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
priming the orifice
Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg
Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
trump. musk. putin.
Kenshi character creation
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!
Various stages of holding in your pee
“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”
Man without arms attempts pole vault
Vlad’s highschool diary
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
Pooperation (Poop Preparation)
An analysis of trump’s posture?
For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
fig 1 fart
fig 2 shart
fig 3 diarrhea
