“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
Does this mean he has a shot at the presidency now?
You might be joking, but I think you raise an excellent point.
I can see people voting for a sandwich hurling dude who wasn’t afraid to confront armed fascists.
I watched the video… He did not think any of what was happening was funny. At all. This dude was deadly serious, and the only person on that street who was reacting properly to what was happening.
In DC? Good luck finding a jury to convict.
https://www.politico.com/2024-election/results/washington-dc/
Don’t 👏 skip 👏 jury 👏 duty 👏
He’ll be moved to Alabama where they’ll then ‘have to’ try the case there.
Louisiana is the hot spot to “lose” dissidents for a bit.
That felony? Feeding a cop a succulant meal.
He’ll be grabbing women by the pussy in no time!
A felony eh? Was it assault with a deadly weapon?
You’ll be lucky is anyone ever has that chance again.
First in line, suckas!
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
To be fair to him, it was very funny
Isn’t this like the quintessential Nazi skit to a T?
“He sot it vas funny. Iz it funny now? Vy aren’t you laffing?”
Also, to be fair to him, at no point in the video does he appear to think any of this is even remotely amusing.
Good luck with her brag about false charges. its not a felony level of endangerment. At the very worst an “officer” would have gotten mayo on his shirt, like he does at lunch every day anyway. Total clown show.
Imagine charging someone with a felony for throwing a sandwich and thinking you’re doing the right thing. Absolutely unhinged snowflake behaviour.
Thought he got away too :(
That means next time use a real weapon, same charges !
Fascists are lucky it was just a sandwich.
Someone’s going to throw a molotov and I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh when those fascists burn to death while sobbing.
If both are felonies, why use a sandwich?
You’re asking a really, really important question here.
They keep abusing and corrupting the rule of law, and this slippery slope will lead to violence.
1 years is a felony and 20 years is also a felony
Either way, you get a felony, you’re fucked for life. Or you become president and fuck everyone elses life instead.
Such is life. Skip the sub, throw the bottle.
eh. i know a few people with felonies who have pretty decent lives. happy families, six figure incomes. did their time.
They got insanely lucky then, as most people with a felony can’t get a job, anywhere, and the places that do hire people with felonies generally don’t pay much higher than minimum wage.
i mean with all things it depends. it depends on the felony, it depends on the job sector, ect ect ect. there’s been some accounting firms i’ve been at with more felons than not.
I hope there’s images. This man should be celebrated. I’m down for merch
Thr article links to this video
Man’s a legend
Seriously what a fucking awesome guy. He saw some fascist, racist shit and wasn’t afraid to call them out.
If we survive this regime… bro will certainly put that felony on his resume, with a link to the video.
SUPERMAN!!!👏👏👏
Sometimes all you got is a sandwich, and the biggest balls on the street to fight the fascists.
Are those Reno 911 cops? Lmao, that was hilarious. I hope he doesn’t get a felony though.
He will get charged with a felony. They will try to make an example out of him to discourage people from doing the same.
He needs a go fund me
There is a longer video, someone posted it the other day. I do not have it on hand though. Dude is a fucking legend.
He threw the hero they deserved, but not the one he needs to eat right now.
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
Material Conditions go brrr
But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”
What a bunch of snowflakes
GBH with a BLT? C’mon, that’s a bit of a stretch.
I now have a mental image of a huge, normally aggressive agent rocking back and forth in a fetal position and sobbing, because a bit of lettuce and soggy bread touched his shoulder.
Agents will now be using Abrams tanks for raids to protect them from crispy bacon.
I mean if he would have had the same charges for throwing a brick at them maybe he should have?
I was going to say he deserves to be locked up for wasting a perfectly good sandwich, but then i saw it was from Subway. Pretty much all a Subway sandwich is good for is throwing at the gestapo.
That explains why the article described it as a “sub-style” sandwich although I think the quotes belonged around the word sandwich.
Its bread mayonnaise lettuce… and filler. There’s not a good reason for keeping it. Also that bootlicker looked hungry from the video I saw.
Last I heard, the bread has so much sugar in it, Ireland classified as cake for import purposes.
So then the bootlicker should be even happier! He got cake!
That was an attack sub
It’s classified as an attack sandwich
Assault with a breadly weapon
Though classified as an Assault Sandwich, AS-12 actually stands American Subs, the manufacturer
*Armalite Submarine
It’s clearly an attack sub. Likely with bootleg nuclear ordinance. Clearly terrorism!
Submarine attack sandwich… thankfully wasn’t a ballistic missile version.
Legend.
I’m thinking I’m going to find some of those ziptie handcuffs
Because something occurred to me watching that. There were a LOT more people than those cops.
It’s about time citizens start arresting cops for trying to incite violence by bringing armor and weapons to the streets…
i know where you can find a bunch of ziptie handcuffs in convenient proximity to all those cops you’re arresting
Brake fluid dissolves a surprising amount of plastic and painted surfaces. Just an interesting factoid.
Where’s the go fund me that shit was funny as fuck
Go fund me took his fundraiser down but I found one on give send go https://www.givesendgo.com/AntifaSandwich
How do I know that this is legitimate?
It’s the only one I could find. The Luigi one started the same way. I don’t think anyone is going to dump their life savings
I looked didn’t see one his name is Sean Charles Dunn
“Be brave men. Those sandwiches are no match for our guns.”
