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Hofmaimaier to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago

beamed poop...

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Hofmaimaier to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago
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  • @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    29•10 days ago

    That’s not how beaming works, this was written by a non trekkie. There wouldn’t be a line just a slow fade as the ink in the marker is transported.

    • HofmaimaierOP
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      19•10 days ago


      “Alright, so you’re nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.”

    • HofmaimaierOP
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      6•10 days ago

      Second thoughts: “Could Scotty prevent fertilisation with a beam?”

  • Nebula
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    9•10 days ago

    Classic. 👍

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    9•10 days ago

    Isn’t he able to beam you up but leave the shit behind even if it’s still on you?

    • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      15•10 days ago

      Can get beamed up, shit and all, but rematerialized from the pattern buffer without shit.

      And then the extra matter from the unrestored shit will get repurposed by the replicators for tonight’s dinner.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        5•10 days ago

        That’s simply the circle of shit.

        • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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          4•10 days ago

          And it moves us all, from surface to ship!

    • @bier@feddit.nl
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      2•10 days ago

      Maybe that’s how all toilets work in startrek, je beam the shit or piss out.

      • Random_Character_A
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        2•9 days ago

        Well in Star Trek they do talk about biofilters, so you might be on to something.

        Maybe it’s the one option you cross that nobody wants to talk about.

        In TNG I remember actually seeing a toilet only twice and Borg stole the other one.

    • @the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      1•7 days ago

      In the official TNG technical manual there’s a diagram of the enterprise that shows there’s a bathroom right around the corner from the door to the bridge. What’s unclear is if it’s only for number 1.

  • @BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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    9•10 days ago

    Scotty didn’t know

    • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•10 days ago

      I’m old enough to get this reference

  • toofpic
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    7•10 days ago

    Can you use beaming up as a pulling out tecnique?

    • HofmaimaierOP
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      10•10 days ago

    • @BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•10 days ago

      “He beamed me twice last night”

    • Random_Character_A
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      1•9 days ago

      Ups. My finger slipped.

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